Wednesday, October 22, 2008
killer plant attack
think about this, trees attacking human kind through a release of a freaky chemical that makes the humans go all suicidal on each other. however the cute little couple who realizes their undying love for each other survive the freaky muderous plant attack. pretty cool huh? NOT. Ladies and gentlemen, I think this right here is the reason why you should never allow a tree hugger to make a movie. seriously. why do we give crazy tree hugger people all of these millions of dollars to make movies about trees taking out their revenge on mankind? this right here is the effect of scientology. crazy hippie celebrities get behind a camera and kill all the happy people through PLANT POWER. That makes me think of "Captain planet, he's our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero".......honestly people if you want to freak out about taking care of good ole mother earth why not do what everyone did in the 9o's and make a crazy cartoon out of it? Look at our generation now....we're the instigators of the green movement that has taken the world by storm. GO GREEN OR GO HOME! That is a thanks to educational cartoons like captain planet who through the tails of superheros saving the world from greedy capitalists one oil spill at a time. NOT THROUGH MOVIES ABOUT KILLER PLANTS. That's just absurd. talking about it makes me giggle. then throw in mark whalberg and the hilarity increases exponentially. wow. people. fear the hippies. they make terrible movies.
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M. Night Shamalamadingdong hearts trees.
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