The Shakedown

Well folks let me tell you how thick the hipocricy is getting around here. I love people who talk a great game yet have no follow through. This seems to be more commonly attributed to anything male. Guys, sorry to say it but that extra X chromosome might do yah some good sometimes. The funny thing is, they tend to have expectations from me, yet they strike out everytime at the plate, or more importantly they rarely swing.

Basically I am saying this to all men, and to all the females out there as well. If you are going to do something, do it well, or do not do it at all. This yeilds true in work, school, and yes even play. It seems that the most arrogant and self involved have the strongest tendency to posess this fabulous talent I like to call the art of inflation. And that folks is where I come in, to deflate. It gets me in trouble, and often times leads to many dateless nights, but in all honesty I am ok with that.

Some may say I am a little blunt. Shocking yes, but I tend to say the things that others refuse to say. Granted college has tamed me quite a bit, however now that it is my last 'hurrah' so to speak at this fine institution, i'm becoming a little bit more overzealous. Again shocking, I know but please bear with me here. I promise this gets gooooood. I have no sympathy for people, because I feel most people are just way too darn whiney. Don't take on something you can't or don't want to handle. MAN UP so to speak, then don't cry when I call you out on it. Do your job, do it right, or get the hell out.

Basically life's new motto: Step up or Step out.

This has very practical application to all walks of life. Just say it three times, let it sink in, it's kind of like a drug. Feels real nice right?

Example number 2 for the evening (Sorry for the scatter brained ness, it's how I've been operating since i've stopped writing).

Again male stupidity. I absolutely love it. And I reflected on my very first and desperate post. From that time, I have been expected to be the BFF as well as get a whole boat load of walked on. Then there's the audacity to weakly admit a longing for my attention again, via text. Alright guys let me just throw this out there. If you are getting all sentimental with a girl even while you're so inebriated that you wouldn't be able to call Obama black, texting isn't necessarily the most touching. Maybe a drunken voicemail, that might suffice, but again i'm going to throw it out there when I say "Step up or Step out". I laughed, then went to sleep. Pathetic.

I don't really feel like writing anymore, I promise these things will get much better in due time. I tend to get more entertaining after a few of these. As of late, they're just a cyber space hiding spot for those dark and dirty secrets I don't have.